Science- The Doorway to Instability,Success and World Domination on a Personal Neurological and Molecular Level

A fantastic concoction of CoFe2.

So, you woke up this morning and decided that you were going to begin practicing science.  That's great, but with every practitioner of Super Science there comes a price and checklist.  Every scientist, whether they fall into the crazed, self-practice of the mentally unstable variety, but deep down you can thank Them! of 1954 for your inspiration for anthropomorphic and arthropodic mutations and that large inheritance, because it's going to cost you an abundance to maintain the electric bill and employee healthcare.  As the days go on and on, your magnetic personality, currently figuratively and in the near future a reality, has attracted followers who have attended local community colleges looking for work with their newly Associates in Henching, but every practitioner of Super Science needs a den, a locale, a place they can call home.

Location, Location, Location!

It's the happiest place on Earth, it even comes with one free Com-panda.

Whether it is the long lost family castle in some Eastern European hamlet or the newly dredged basement of your mother-in-law's house, every scientist, whether successful or a failure, big or small, needs their own place to call Nirvana.  Perhaps you are egocentric and have already declared yourself You could have been previously successful in normal, not-fun and certainly non-innovative science and purchased a building or skyscraper that is in the shape of your favorite letter or if you are looking for the new model of success: Estates.  Your neighbors don't want you to expand on your success? Build something that will make them regret their decision.

Dressed to Impress

Goggles or glasses and heavily dramatic shadowing.  These are all essential.

There are many ways to show your colleagues that you mean business.  Whether you are a suave entrepreneur looking to get into electricity or a renegade rocket scientist from a war torn state, it's all about self-representation.  As the years go by sometimes you need an image change from the old speed suit into something far more sleek.  Deep down, the way that you dress to impress should be reflective to your ideals of fashion.  Society doesn't have any control over what you wear and that's a good thing.

Hiring Your Henchmen on a Hitch

He's also great at crushing dreams.

Now every once in a while you'll get some applicants that are far, far too unique to sign away to the standard henchman role.  They could be armed with razor sharp hats, metal jaws or even height disadvantages.  There is one true fact that can make a simple henchman the best asset in your arsenal and that is by having a unique mix of expendability and invulnerability.  

Rivals in the Field? Why Not a Healthy Dose of Disintegration?

"Zzzzzzzzzz-t!"

Jealousy is a mantra all other scientists should use around your personal success.  There's just something that drives every man or woman and sometimes it is jealousy, sometimes it's the overwhelming need to remove incompetence.   As the years go by, some individuals of Super Science decide to strengthen the community by efficiently selecting individuals that have produced nothing but failure.  Sure, it looks bad on the Resume, but in the end you are doing, what the simple minded believe to exists, but you have proven otherwise, the good Lord's work.

Retirement? Consider This Location!

"I-i-it's like that movie you like so much."

So it has happened, you are old and you have survived the selective culling from your peers.  The opportunities of the future seem bleak, but don't worry, your family will probably shield you.  Probably.  As long as you have a family to go to, which most Super Scientists do.  It pays off to have a long-strain of Geneological-Successive-Set-of-Accurately-Superior-Genetic-Clones, because if they all share the same Genotype there's a potential that one of your old rivals might develop a disease that targets a specific chromosome and no one wants to see your possible potentials die out.

So remember, as a scientist of the super variety, any tips that can increase your chance of survival and success are tips that morons have written down in hopes to show that they are smart and hopefully steal money from those that don't know any better.  You've already thought about all of this.